no bc god supports everything amen
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
Eminem is 41 years old what the fuck
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
this post turned out really weird
HERE, HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
*trips and falls to the ground* parkour
I’m going to go get myself a dr pepper from the fridge
just got back from getting a dr pepper from the fridge
took a few sips
still drinking it. about halfway done
maybe a couple sips left
finished the dr pepper
kim kardashian’s reaction to getting her laptop back after being without it for two days
we are one